Nitrous oxide in cars and dentists offices: Marco Gonzales (oof, WPA -.116)
Nitrous oxide while swimming: Ty France (WPA .032)
OTD in Ichiro: For the second year in a row, Ichiro delivers on his bobblehead day, hitting a home run. Unlike in 2006, the Mariners lost the game, but at least the bobblehead was better.