SOUND THE PAXTON KLAXON!!!
Big Maple back, y’all.
Unfortunately, it’s a radio only tilt so you’ll have to use your imagination (and social media) to witness the return of our favorite British Columbia lefty. I mean, who wants to watch baseball on a rainy Sunday? Against a fun team like the Brewers who employ a certain Daniel Vogelbach? Ha ha who does that? Not us. Nope.
Well, anyways, here are the very fun lineups for this cool game we can’t watch.
It took me a long to figure out why the Brewers are playing one short in their lineup, but then I remembered “oh yeah, pitchers are hitting again.” Freddy Peralta has to get his hacks in. Thankfully Paxton does not because this is practice and who cares about rules? Stay safe out there and don’t get injured!
Game time: 1:10 PM PT
Radio: 710 ESPN and Mariners.com
TV: (kicks rocks)